when a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her b-tt look nicer.
bella’s -ss looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.
- daddy stage
the point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. belly gets bigger, arms get floppy. that daddy stage got the best of chris, i don’t even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.
- ben neilson
probably the best person on earth, he is most loved by his brother and sister lauren and pat. lauren loves him so much she will by him a new phone. ben neilson is a sick c-nt.
- tailgate warranty
when item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty. seller: i’ll drop off your new stove later . buyer: does it have […]
ceeana is one of those girls who loves to party knows what she’s doing and loves family always ready for anyone cannot be loved easily and yet spontaneous ceeana loves till there’s nothing left
- the saltshaker
the act of filling ones gaping -n-s with cocaine and then crouching above someone’s open mouth and farting “dude jordan gave me the best saltshaker last night” “oh man i love the saltshaker but it’s so hard to get cocaine” “yeah we used icing sugar instead”