Bathroom Guillotine
when a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his p-n-s through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
“dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!”
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