bathroom ninja


–noun, plural -ninjas.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn’t make a purchase.
manager: did that gentleman buy anything?
cashier: no, he was just a bathroom ninja.
a person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any bm noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final sh-tter had left the restroom.

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