bathroom polo


cheap designer imposter cologne, usually worn in excessive amounts.
1. if you like ralph lauren’s “polo” then you’ll love designer imposter’s “bathroom polo”

2. “right now he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo.” ~carrie underwood
most notably mentioned in the song, “before he cheats” by carrie underwood.

bathroom polo refers to some establishments (restaurants, hotels, etc.) that have a collection of cologne in their restrooms. usually these are small trial sizes for sale in a dispensing machine. since ralph lauren’s polo is one of the most well known scents for men, the reference is obvious.
“right now he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo.”

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