bathroom stalling
the time spent in a public restroom after you p–p, waiting for everybody to clear out so that n-body knows it was you who was p–ping. can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don’t know you just p–ped.
woman 1: “why did it take you so long in the bathroom?”
woman 2: “i had to p–p but these two girls were talkin’ it up in the bathroom forever, so i was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!”
the act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
g-d my sister took forever!
i was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my -ss.
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