Bathtards
r-t-rds who obsess over cheap, cr-ppy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. they’re usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. these hags can be found with their fat -sses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. how many cr-p soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
ah geez, if i hear about frizzy’s cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those bathtards i’m going to scream.
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