Batman Syndrome


not being able to turn your head without turning your upper torso, as a result from neck injuries.
i got whiplash from the car accident, and now i am suffering from batman syndrome!
a completely real disease where the sufferer cannot stop themselves from blurting out “because i’m batman!”at every arising opportunity.
“hey guys, did you hear about bruce? i heard he has the symptoms of batman syndrome.”
“yeah i saw him the other night, he’s got it bad. he was on the hood of some unsuspecting woman’s car wearing a cape and a mask yelling something about him being batman.”
when a person has so many gadgets on his/her belt (usually his) that they look like batman. gadget can include blackberry, pager, cell phone, tools, keys, flashlight …
bob has to carry a pager for work now . with his cell phone and leartherman on his belt he totally looks like he has the batman syndrome.

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