Battered Cavern


adj.
a term used to describe a m-ssively mangled colon. deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal -n-l intercourse. sometimes getting so “battered” that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her l-sty desires was to indulge in the -n-l intercourse. she was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
in time, her -ss turned into such a battered cavern that we could hear echos when she farted.

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