Battery Battle


the comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. the person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be ent-tled to the charger.
person 1: dude, i need the charger. my phone is like seriously low.
person 2: this is the only phone charger and i need it!
person 1: chill, we’ll just have a battery battle. how much do you have?
person 2: 33%
person 1: 15%, i win.

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