battery hunt
a situation where a young lady is out of new batteries for her s-x toy(s) and dosen’t remember this fact until she begins masterbating. hence the efuriating, impatient hunt for batteries begins (remotes, old cameras, junk drawer, travel curling iron, garage, radios, flashlights, etc.). if no batteries are found, hunt is then considered a failure and the night is ruined. she might remember to buy batteries next trip to the store but probably not.
if a woman is quickly searching for batteries with you in the store…”why do you need batteries?”
“because i need some that’s why!!!!”
she’s probably on a batter hunt. get out of her way.
“i had to go on a f-cking battery hunt for 20 minutes last night before i finally stole my roommate’s remote.”
“i hate it when my dad asks me why i need batteries while i’m on the battery hunt. none of d-mn your business dad!”
“what do you need d batteries for? i never buy those”
“i know neither do i but i need them for my vibrator. i’m tired of battery hunting and i haven’t filed my nails lately.”
Read Also:
- bbbyyyeee
a salutaion, similar to “bye,” however containing three times the amount of letters, therefore being sustained three times longer when spoken. usually used in text when there is no other salutation appropriate, however simply putting the word bye would be lame. ok bbbyyyeee
- bbcowned
f-cking up the simplistic bbcode in a message board post. hence, being “owned” by the code. i was referring to the op, you -sshat./quote you’ve been bbcowned.
- BC God Bud
the memorably-named g-d bud rose from underground fame in canada’s medical pot community to international acclaim when bc bud depot debuted her as a commercial strain in 2004. her heavy yields and strong effect have made bc g-d bud an indica worthy of praise. on the toke, bc g-d bud delivers a musky, tropical flavor […]
- Beanie Man Syndrome
abrv. bms. the frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms. “my […]
- bean jockey
a coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and ‘foams’ for foamers. bean jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. other interesting defs that’s been coined lately is dub-dubs: waiter/ waitresses or w/ws.