battery nerd
a total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.
nerd: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude standing next to him: hey shut the f-ck up you f-cking battery nerd
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