Battle Axe Syndrome
a specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. battle axe syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as maddog 20/20 or milwaukee’s best ice. in extreme cases, a person suffering battle axe syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
my head hurts so bad, if i move more than one inch my eyes might explode. wicked case of battle axe syndrome
bill: why is ray wearing sungl-sses inside?
matt: well, he chugged a bottle of maddog after he finished a 6 pack of milwaukee’s best ice. he probably has battle axe syndrome.
a specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. battle axe syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as maddog 20/20 or milwaukee’s best ice. in extreme cases, a person suffering battle axe syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
my head hurts so bad, if i move more than one inch my eyes might explode. wicked case of battle axe syndrome
bill: why is ray wearing sungl-sses inside?
matt: well, he chugged a bottle of maddog after he finished a 6 pack of milwaukee’s best ice. he probably has battle axe syndrome.
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