battle boner
(n) an erection experienced after the blood l-st of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. the stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.
after blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the a-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle b-n-r so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.
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