battle cock

where one has f-cked every wh-r- in town. his c-ck has been through war with every sl-t he has f-cked, where his c-ck has battled time and time again with every sl-t he’s sh-gged! his countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle c-ck!
ted: did you hear about ron?

george: no, what happened?

ted: he has battle c-ck from all the p-ssy he’s f-cked, he was given a medal!
rooster from a gladiator background. battlec-ck=gamec-ck=fighting rooster. a bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. all roosters will fight, but a battle/gamec-ck won’t stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired c-ck till he himself dies from exhaustion. owners of battle/gamec-cks typically take insanely great care of them “mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily.” normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that -ssuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4×4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. if one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 “if you call living in what makes alcatraz look like paradise, lucky” you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.
‘dude1’ hey dude!, how have you been? ‘dude2″ ive been good but ive recently gotin into battlec-cks. ‘dude1’ you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! ‘dude2’ atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jack-ss!
n. a status given only to individuals that deserve it. it means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schl-ng and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence battling c-cks.
adj. a day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from troy or killbill with your johnson.
person 1: hey, how was your school year?

person 2: like a battlec-ck! except everyday!