battle in the bano
when there is 3 urinal’s in the bathroom and you’re the first one in there what makes you think its ok to go to the middle one…we call you “meat gazer”…its common courtesy to go to either end one…the middle one is only for 3 people emergency’s…thank you and good-bye
rob walked in the bathroom behind phil, to his amazement phil took the middle urinal of three. rob called phil a meat gazer and started the battle in the bano until he was pushed to either end urinal.
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