battle of the twinkies


a horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bl–dy battle. the jemimas lost against the cleophus’s.
man! i haven’t seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.

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