Battle Sex


an aggressive form a s-xual intercourse that incorporates violent physical actions towards one another commonly resulting in cuts, bruises, bleeding, various bodily injury, stroke, seizure, or possible death.
“dude, how was last night? what happened to your arm… and your hair?”
“well, last night was incredible. we had battle s-x!!” -play battle s-x theme song here-
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(v.) the act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) an activity involving a group of people partic-p-ting in the above actions.

battles-x often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in “teams” forming and plotting how to successfully battles-x each other. battles-x often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
paul: “whoa, did you see that this morning? james got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battles-x on john”

daniel: “oh wow. i am so gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. n-body ever expects battles-x!
(v.) the act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) an activity involving a group of people partic-p-ting in the above actions.

battles-x often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in “teams” forming and plotting how to successfully battles-x each other. battles-x often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
paul: “whoa, did you see that this morning? james got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battles-x on john”

daniel: “oh wow. i am so gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. n-body ever expects battles-x!

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