Battlefield: Bad Company 3
a rumored game in the battlefield series of fps games that will never exist because call of duty is the best fps ever. of all time.
but halo’s good, two.
dude 1: hey, you heard about battlefield: bad company 3?
dude 2: you mean that battlefield game that will never come to reality to to ea shutting down dice in the next few years?
dude 1: where did you get that from?
dude 2: thought of from the top my head. dude, i hate ea.
dude 1: why?
dude 2: because all of the bad things from that one guy said about cod.
dude 1: dude, fish have nothing to do with this. we’re talking about games.
-awkward silence-
dude 1: what? what?? what?!
dude 2: i meant call of duty, idiot!!!!!
dude 1: wait, what? “call of duty”? never heard of it.
dude 2: you’re serious?
dude 1: who made it and published it?
dude 2: you mean makes and publishes them. there’s more than one game, dude. and they’re still going. oh, infinity ward and treyarch make them, and activision publishes them.
dude 2: activision made a deal with microsoft so map packs come out first on xbox 360.
dude 2: survival mode for modern warfare 3, n-z- zombies for world at war and black ops, best game series ever, dude. you have to play it.
dude 1: (m-ffled giggles) xbox! i play ps3.
dude 2: then you have no life.
nerd: i play halo!
both dudes: shut up! we’re not talking about halo!
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