battlegasm


the act of of creating loud and obnoxious s-x like noises to battle awkward loud roommate s-x.
sarah was so loud last night that i had to use headphones. the -ss slaps were bad, but the squealing erupted into a game of battlegasms.
verb: to express m-ssive emotional venting after having defeated a foe in any situation, be it a game, real life, etc.
person1: oh my god, i just killed sephiroth. gih-aaaaaaaaggghhhh

person2: he okay?

person3: yeah, he just had a battlegasm.

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