Battleitis
a condition one suffers should they battle at unacceptable levels. symptoms of battleitis include regularly attending venues dominated by the male s-x, high susceptibility to basic scams, inability to stomach large volumes of alcohol and inability to navigate routine social situations.
coyt: “oath man, what the f-ck is the go with mort these days? he’s a shadow of what he once was…”
wally: “there can be no doubt that he’s come down with a severe case of battleitis. it will affect one in four people at some stage of their life you know.”
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