battybaby
the product of two persons having -n-l s-x. a battybaby is formed from -n-l s-x, three days after a large black wart will appear on the receiver of the -n-l s-x’s back. this will swell up to the size of a baby eventually, and it will pop, releasing a battybaby. the only known contraception method is to drink 12 litres of jenkem, which will result in a 23-day coma. afterwartrds large purple zits will appear all of both people’s -n-ses, eventually turning into scabs with engraved words of “batty”.
guy 1: yotech, did u see that guy?
guy2: yopench, he wa a battybaby!
battybaby:-snivels-
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