has a big c*ck
mr batzold has a big c*ck
- the bell effect
when a past hookup continuously pops up in your life no matter how much time has time past. if you say their name 3 times they will appear sometime in the near future. you will never escape them, even on your wedding day. they will always be there. me: you’ll never believe who just added […]
- james marsh
the device that periodically eats out joey graceffa’s *sshole “i neeeed my james marsh right now!”
1.) when you smoke so much marijuana in an area, the area permanently reeks. 2.) when the marijuana smoke totally saturates any given cloth. d*mn! i thought you stopped smoking! i did! permadank!
the act of slowly, and cautiously removing your p*n*s from your partners *n*s. pain varies on d*ck size, width, and hardness. i was unclogging shaniqua.