Bauchery
the opposite of ‘debauchery’. getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. tasks must be achieved without wanton s-xual violence and opulent depravity.
‘hey man, what you get up to today?’
‘had a really good day actually. i managed to book my flights to bratislava, finish that new harper lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for inéz after i snapped the last one using it as an -n-l crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.’
‘did you turn a virgin’s soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o’ nine tails?’
‘no, literally not at all today’
‘nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!’
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