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p-rn for michael bay
any visual effects that include large, complicated shiny things moving fast with cool sound effects, or big explosions. made solely for the acid-trip like coolness without the 8 hours of scariness and always with a happy, pro-america ending

similar to destruction p-rn
guy: hey man, have you seen knowing?
man:yeah guy, total bay p-rn when you see the alien ship, its all these spinning black shiny plates. dunno how ur supposed to ride in it tho
guy:nice, any explosions?
man:i think so, something about solar flares setting the world on fire
guy: also nice

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