bayou breakfast


accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. made famous by mark potter from nbc news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.
mother: billy bob you better shut your trap or you’re going to end up with a bayou breakfast.

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