Bazoner


1. a quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. bazoning: f-cking an ugly chick.
“dude…i know its weird, but that lady gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time i see her!!”

“even though she’s a 2, i totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!”
the halfway part between having a b-n-r and still being flacid.
that new chick gives me such a bazoner.

Read Also:

  • Bb7-9

    when you bang a girl doggy style, go for the reach around and shove your thumb up her -ss. i was pounding some b-tch from behind when i gave her the bb7-9.

  • BBFAE

    1. bbfae (best buddy(ies) forever and ever) 2. same as a bff (best friend forver) 3. someone whos there no matter what “i love shelby shes my bbfae”

  • BC's on H

    literally, black chanks on heroin. often used in times of rejoicement or anguish to signify happiness or pain. ex. 1: yo, look at that bc on h. ex. 2: yo, i’m smacked as a bc on h. ex. 3: yo, i failed that test like a bc on h. ex. 4: bc’s on h!!! ehehehehheheheeheheheeh […]

  • bdat

    a blood call, something the bloods call eachother by and white people now made it their own saying bdat bdat bdat!

  • Bearataur

    a bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. it is known to live in the middle part of colorado, but they shy away from encounters. it is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. also, they are awful at basketball. yep, judging by the pee on the ground and the […]


Disclaimer: Bazoner definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.