BBV
brags, beats, and variance
a common format of poker discussion, where one mentions something that went well (a brag), something that went poorly (a beat), and something that was unusual (some variance)
check out the bbv thread on 2+2.
aka: b-lls, b-lls, v-g-n-. a game that involves one player doing whatever they can to disguise their groin area, and in turn people, usually blindfolded, try to guess if their touching b-lls, or a v-g-n- (hence: b-lls, b-lls, v-g-n-). usually played when everyone is intoxicated.
steve: did you guys end up going to the bar last night?
johnny: no, we were all too drunk so we decided to just stay at steph’s and play bbv instead.
steve: what the h-ll is that?
johnny: b-lls, b-lls, v-g-n-.
be back very soon. halfway between be right back and be back soon.
hey man, i’m going out to get some lunch, bbvs.
invented by the one and only bobby
bo: “we should do it”
me: “why?”
bo: “because bbv wants us too”
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