B’DAM

proper noun, exclamation

1. b’dam is a corporation that was founded in late 2010 by brian, david, alyssa, and madeleine. together, their initials make b’dam. the company has expanded over the years, having successfully implemented ventures in adult entertainment, architecture, recycling programs, personal betterment, strip clubs, m-ssage parlors, lingerie stores, and more (as listed in the monthly b’dam catalogue). its official trademark is: “if you feel it, let it happen.”
2. alternate spelling: bj’dam. josh, an appendage to the original four founders, is featured in this spelling.
3. b’dam has become so interlaced in pop culture that the name is now used as an exclamation, replacing the simple “d-mn.”
4. generous benefactors of b’dam include: sl-ts and spending cuts pac, church of latter-day saints, megaviiiibes, the general san fernando valley, and bspears
barbara: d-mn, that was a good silent spring book report! just d-mn!
tyrone: i believe you mean b’dam, barbz. and thanks, i copy and pasted it from rachel carson’s website.

high school kid 1: how can i become a s-xy freak?
high school kid 2: i heard you need to contact b’dam. i heard all the boys wanna go down when b’dam is in town 😉
big dumb action movie;
usually a hugely over budgeted hollywood movie intended to get as much money as possible with the littlest amount of effort; movie that are made almost entirely out of cgi with 3/4 of it being some kind of explosions.
guy 1:did you see that new transformers movie?
guy 2: i wouldn’t waste my time with that bdam