BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)


when a male individual has a severely acute p-n-s, one resembling that of an infant’s.
when corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with bds (baby d-ck syndrome).
bds us an abbreviation of baby d-ck syndrome. which is not a real disease it is just a way of insulting some one by telling them their p-n-s looks like a baby’s or is just really small.
at school we have to shower for gym and so every one sees my p-n-s and yes i will admit it is very small 1inch soft, 3inches hard, 2inches around. so all the other guys call me bds (baby d-ck syndrome) and it quickly spread around the school so know all the girls call me bds so i am pretty sure half the school forgot my real name. it first i had a hard time with it but then i just owned up to it and started calling my self bds and everyone stopped making fun of me. but i am still called bds.

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