protect her, be there for her. don’t let anyone f-ck with her. she’s fragile and needs her samurai.
billie: give me your money
girl: please go away
boy: is he bothering you?
girl: yes, be my samurai💝
- boney african feet
ghetto term meaning bon appet-t or eat up my girl is so roman attic she makes me fried chicken everyday and i say boney african feet.
to have unplanned s-x with a pizza delivery boy karen’s date let her down last friday so she stayed in and got deliverood
she is cute at times. completely obsessed with pictures. athletic, smart, and funny. can have you rolling on dirt sometimes. loves to say “fight me” but in real life she ain’t down for the cause. she is a head sn-tcher and man taker. renicia lowkey a hoe but she my boo
an egotistical hillbilly in denial about their station in life. my rustican neighbor won’t shut up about his new squirl trap.
- the collisium
a game invented by the romans long ago. taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the compet-tors p-n-s to have an ultimate sword fight. usually played around halloween. yo bro, lets play the collisium i’m bored. nah my p-n-s is still sore from […]