beach bum


an unemployed b-m on welfare with no real education who makes extra cash by selling margaritas while naked at the beach. particularly present at wreck beach in vancouver.
lowlifes, hobos, losers, sc-mbags, beach b-m
someone who spends way too much time at the beach and usually falls under one of the following categories of people:

1) homeless
2) a kid on summer break
3) a pervert
4) a drunk
5) patrick swayze in point break
look at that pervert beach b-m staring at all the girls, what a loser.
a really cool place to get indoor tans in and around new york/new jersey
hey guys, even though it’s winter, lets go get tan at beach b-ms.
n. someone who is resistant to work
(derived from australia: where unenergetic people would sit on their b-ttocks and sunbake all day)
get off your -rs- and stop being a beach-b-m!!!
old men who are hairy and raggety, usually unshaven and smelly.

take b-m showers in the ocean water, while singing the “b-m shower’s” theme song….”b-m shower’s: (chorus) cleanin myself in the water; b-m shower’s: all day and night! b-m shower’s!!! p-ss the soap!!!!!
the beach b-m told us a funny story about his thighroid problem.

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