Beach Dick


the very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,do not touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact his calf muscles are f-ckin blowin up bro!!
hey fat-ss,look at beach d-ck…his headphones are nice.

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