Beach Harpoon


pr-nunciation: ‘bech här-‘pün

etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see cotton pony (riding of)
i ain’t gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

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