Beach Haven


the coolest town on lbi. full of fishermen, sailors, and surfers. pretty much everybody rides a longboard and laughs at the tourist. everyone there knows how to surf and how to sail. also, when a group never wears shoes, is always in board shorts, and is extremely tan.
sam: “do you see those guys over there?”
tanner: “they’re total beach haveners!”

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