Beach Humberland


another term for “beach umbrella”. this is often used by vietnamese-american women who can’t understand people who talk insanely fast…and mumble.
“hey, i need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart.”

“huh? what’s a beach humberland??”

“no, a beach umbrella…”

“beach hum…ber…land??”

“umbrella!”

“oh! whahahahaha”

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