Beach Muscles
muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fort-tude.
mike “the situation” has beach muscles. he looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his -ss beat because he only has beach muscles.
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