beach whale


a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.
d-mn son! look at that beach whale over there!
the act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one’s back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.
after spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, billy says to bobby,
“i don’t think i can walk out of this place; i’m going to have to beach whale it here for a while.”

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