beach
(noun): the only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she’s wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.
teen boy: hey, cuz, how ’bout a shot of you in that bikini?
teen girl: what, are you crazy? some kind of perv?
teen boy: how about at the beach, then? a shot of you sitting in the surf!
teen girl: ok, let’s go!
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where everyone would like to live forever
– oh man, lets go to the beach and meet some girls.
– ok, there are always hot girls in bikini in the beach
the best place on the planet. also see paradise
calming and soothing
surfer girl 1:omg i luv the beach
syrfer girl 2:omg ur so right its the best place ever!
laying low while on company time. avoiding work.
i’ve been spending some serious time at the beach lately – hope the boss doesn’t catch on.
subst-tute for b-tch.
you son of a beach!
a place where you can take the most f-cken awsome girl and have a good time. weither its laying down in the sand or looking up at the stars, there are endless possibilities that can be presented when you are there.
perfect definition: laying down on a blanket in the sand with an amazing girl, a big-ss cooler of monsters, chicken wings, stars, sounds of the waves, and some s-xually moments 😉
a place where you have a reason to be half naked and act like a f-ckin idiot sometimes, usually home to some sick -ss parties. can always find a way to have fun, from surfing, to almost gettin your -ss chewed off by shark.
d-mn, i cant wait til i take her to the beach
two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. the relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other’s funeral. (noun)
to go beaches (verb) – 1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend 2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embar-ssing secret about your s-x life with her best friend.
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i know everything there is to know about that girl; we’ve been beaches for ten years.
verb 1. –
i promised i wouldn’t say anything, but i can go all beaches with you right, girl?
verb 2. –
my ex-girlfriend went beaches on me and told her friend i have a small p-n-s. like her friend didn’t already know. oooh, snap!
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