Beached Ass


word given a old fat ladies -ss on granddaddy’s head. this usally evolves some kind of -n-l penetration with the tongue.
1.please m-ffy can ya get this beached -ss offa ma face ya dam wh-r-.
2.come on greg can i beach my -ss on your mouth?

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