Beached Turd


when someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. the poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.
man, can you smell that? i think it’s coming from the bathroom downstairs… tina must have left a beached t-rd in my toilet.

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