bead plant


a term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy’s b-lls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn’t quite work out. the bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.
jonny: stop the boat, man down!
driver: ok, is he alright?
jonny: he’s face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.

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