Beadle Nap
a nap when one almost becomes comatose. can fall asleep under any circ-mstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they’ve been asleep and requesting “a map of august”. the best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.
you just had a nap” “no i didn’t”.. “cl-ssic beadle nap
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