s*xy true stable man with a loving heart.
he’s a beaird.
- louis norman
a gay pr*ck who f*cks his goldfish for fun i’m just gonna louis norman be right back
a romantic act between couples, like spooning, except the big spoon has no legs. frank is so sweet, he was hunchbacking me all night last night.
- the big honey bag
the big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the v*g*n* my p*n*s was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative s*x with my girlfriend. so i gave her the big honey bag instead.
- tictac syndrome
a p*n*s that resembles a tictac mint. friend: “why didn’t you stay the night with him last night?” me: “oh, he was suffering from major tictac syndrome.”