beaker squeaker


a lonely lame boy that tries to have s-x with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
tim gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he’s done. maybe he is really gay…

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