bean baging
bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female cl-toris and l-b– instead of the males t-st-c-ls.
jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!
bob: bean baging… did wot? whats that then?
jonny: you know when you drop your b-ll-cks in her gob and get her to humm!
bob: yes tea baging?
jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of fl-ng- whilst you humm the national anthem.
bob: marvallous!
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