Bean Blocked


similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.
mary jane: “yo, blaze my friend. wanna p-ss me the doritos?”

blaze: ………

mary jane: dude, you bean blocked.

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