bean burrito bomb


supplies: 1-large tortilla sh-ll, diarrhea or big p–p, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. steps lay out tortilla sh-ll and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the t-rd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on t-rd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito im the c-ckpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims c-ck sucker! (way better if their sleeping)
codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

james: h-ll yea! he still smells like stinky sh-t rito!

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