Bean Burrito
a bean burrito is the process by which one peforms -n-l s-x on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
me and my girl were hungry for mexican food last night, so i gave her a bean burrito.
a bus full of mexicans
i had to ride in a bean burrito to get over here!
you or your girl sh-ts in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your d-ck and f-ck her…
i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes… i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed… then asked how about a bean burrtio?… o i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied… so i proceeded to take a sh-t in a tortilla and placing my d-ck in the tortilla i proceeded to f-ck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border…
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