Bean Nut Butter


that mixture of s-m-n and lady juice found round the base of your c-ck after s-xual intercourse.
matty j: hey deano, you busy mate? i fancy some bean nut b-tter!

deano: mate, you need a v-g-n- for that sh-t.

matty j: yeah, i know, but you’re so hot i want to try it anyway. just chalk it down as practice. now get your -ss out.

deano: for f-ck sake matty j, you really are the biggest queer i’ve met in my life. just be gentle.

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