bean up


to take ephedrine pills to get high.
let’s bean up before hittin’ the club!
verb :

the act of willfully increasing one’s legume consumption to induce severe gastrointestinal gaseous output, preferably in a very public place
mortified mom: “omg, timmy!!! (insert thunderous fart, presumably out in public, surrounded by tons of people.) what in the world was that???!!?”

timmy: “i know! and i didn’t even bean up!”

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